I Have a Confession to Make...

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    Markiplier

    Runtime: 33:55

    This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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Cody Mendola
Cody Mendola

Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

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Charles Moreland
Charles Moreland

20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

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Unbelievable Bravo
Unbelievable Bravo

Quarantine hit mark so hard

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The Chief
The Chief

I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

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Nicole L
Nicole L

Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help

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Zack Grech
Zack Grech

look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

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beefunny247
beefunny247

so its not just me

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Fireball Flamingo
Fireball Flamingo

Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

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William Gabriel
William Gabriel

1:00

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kerptic
kerptic

That you are John wicks brother 😎

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Baboonballs
Baboonballs

Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

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What the fuck is love?
What the fuck is love?

18:05 mark pog

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B1x
B1x

554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

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Maya
Maya

i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

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Rae Hammond
Rae Hammond

Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

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Rae Hammond
Rae Hammond

Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

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Smol Emo Bean
Smol Emo Bean

Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

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Drips Forever
Drips Forever

Just give it away

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Eucis93
Eucis93

I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

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Eucis93
Eucis93

@Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

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Kim Eye
Kim Eye

Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

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Celestial System
Celestial System

I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

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CynicSaad
CynicSaad

Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

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Ronnie-Lee Flynn
Ronnie-Lee Flynn

mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(

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Ronnie-Lee Flynn
Ronnie-Lee Flynn

1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(

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JustBobby
JustBobby

NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move

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Jordan Fleming
Jordan Fleming

his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.

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TheRisingHero
TheRisingHero

So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada

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KidKaster KK
KidKaster KK

Mark desserts better

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A Different Channel
A Different Channel

my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...

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Amy The wolf
Amy The wolf

“You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!

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Terry Stover-Dodrill
Terry Stover-Dodrill

There are no words.

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Kyan Cuarte
Kyan Cuarte

The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂

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Rebel1121
Rebel1121

Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?

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John Roland Binamira
John Roland Binamira

Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts

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Meeks Animation Studios
Meeks Animation Studios

You’re making me hungry. How dare you....

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Eye8ball
Eye8ball

I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p

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Crèu Cat クル猫
Crèu Cat クル猫

Iiiiiii

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Ellie P.
Ellie P.

I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean

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Michael Holmes
Michael Holmes

I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.

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shinytbell10
shinytbell10

Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*

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Chibi
Chibi

poptarts-

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Elsa Lööf
Elsa Lööf

9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow

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Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner
Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner

Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to

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Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner
Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner

Oreos

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AMELIA FONTAINE
AMELIA FONTAINE

have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?

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Gabriel C
Gabriel C

19:55 didn't expect this

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Maddie Lou
Maddie Lou

All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best

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Mandi Divine
Mandi Divine

I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....

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Lance Biggers
Lance Biggers

I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.

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Skullboy707
Skullboy707

: ( I like cold poptarts.

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Tangle Hamain
Tangle Hamain

I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )

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Pudlik Madafaka
Pudlik Madafaka

well i come from CE, watch this video anyway

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NuggetOJ
NuggetOJ

I think he’s gay

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Oh great another youtube confession video

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Tony Girgis
Tony Girgis

Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts

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sonof sky
sonof sky

some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video

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Olivia Blake
Olivia Blake

the video that nearly killed markiplier

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Just a weeb
Just a weeb

10:50 big mood

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Casey Bemis
Casey Bemis

I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen

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lifeofdeathgacha
lifeofdeathgacha

I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier

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Mark Jacobson
Mark Jacobson

Amazing voice.

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Zachary Mendoza
Zachary Mendoza

15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"

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Kryptos
Kryptos

Pop Tarts are the root of all evil

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Francelys Paña
Francelys Paña

Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing

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Sam Ryder
Sam Ryder

No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**

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SuperIcemxePlushkid
SuperIcemxePlushkid

26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up

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J. W. K.
J. W. K.

*I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*

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JackTheBreadGuy
JackTheBreadGuy

I looked up a piano tutorial for River Flows in You how the heck did I get here

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mohmmad obeid
mohmmad obeid

Thats the unnus annus table

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Mike Chaves
Mike Chaves

Pt: DUDE YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION!! Mark: * snorts powder pop tart * no I don't...

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Mike Chaves
Mike Chaves

WHAT!!?? You've been busy snacking on whole boxes of pop tarts? THATS IT!! POP TART REHAB!!!!

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Haikyuu Ash
Haikyuu Ash

Well im sorry me and my family too getto to have a toaster😒

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Abi
Abi

Open box of pop tarts in the background lmao

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Mr. Kasshu
Mr. Kasshu

I thought you were going to come out as gay.

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THE RED DEVIL Lamborghini
THE RED DEVIL Lamborghini

16,000 cal now you got to go to the beach and jog back-and-forth at least eight times For the lose all that

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Marek Rokosh
Marek Rokosh

I always eat them raw

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The Wheel
The Wheel

Annus never died on Unus Annus. He died because Alex beheaded him for eating poptarts.

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The Wheel
The Wheel

I know they are "different entities" this is entirely funny juice. This was just pre-writen incase "mark not annus" pops up...

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Gnobba
Gnobba

just watching this video gave me type 2

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Gadget
Gadget

Am I the only person eating a pop tart during this video???

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pupuwo
pupuwo

what is a pop tart?

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Poison Mookie
Poison Mookie

Ahh dude. Don't worry about it. You should see my coffee stash.

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orlando moyah
orlando moyah

this guy is an idiot and I could get through only 5 minutes before I had to turn it off

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orlando moyah
orlando moyah

Wow does anyone believe this guy because you need to have extremely stupid on your resume to even listen to this guy

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orlando moyah
orlando moyah

you see this is where the click bait comes into place...this person is not telling the truth...this person would not know the truth if it hit him in the face

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hopp hipp
hopp hipp

Lixian's confession... Bob's confession... Wade's confession... Marcus and Rachel's confession... Markiplier's confession

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Tyler Hyde
Tyler Hyde

"what was I saying? yeah, companies. Corporations. Bullshit right? Who needs em? I do, sponsor me." first vid I've ever seen of this dude and its fucking hilarious

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Kimi Nawilis
Kimi Nawilis

mark..you okay? u need help my friend.. and i'll help you so i'll sub !

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IMELEEONLY 76
IMELEEONLY 76

i havent even had pop tarts XD

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Cam9Cam9Cam9
Cam9Cam9Cam9

Chocolate chip cookie dough, oreo, fudge, and brownie are my favorite flavors of desserts fpr most everything

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an oddtree
an oddtree

this week on my strange addiction: pOptarts

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Coconut_ Hethens
Coconut_ Hethens

Markiplier is the biggest mood lmao

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Lucas Fraczek
Lucas Fraczek

Mark: Imma eat these poptarts. Also Mark a few days later: So I'm in the hospital for an intestinal blockage... Mark, 2 days later on Twitter: I pooped.

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Ryan Ford
Ryan Ford

These ones gotta be hot, so I’m willing to wait for this one.. but I’m not willing to wait and entertain ya, I’m gonna be on my phone. *entertains us with tasteful beep boop bopping anyways*

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Lucy
Lucy

Mark: "Sponsor meeeee!" Also Mark: *proceeds to roast the fuck out of pop tarts*

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Alicyn T
Alicyn T

But... what if - you put the ice cream flavored ones in the freezer... We loved to do that as kids with the hot fudge sundae and milkshake ones (any creamy-based innards)

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Nicolean.Complex
Nicolean.Complex

UNFROSTED POPTARTS ARE SUPERIOR FIGHT ME

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ssj394
ssj394

very sad

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matthew wright
matthew wright

i use to watch jack but i got into mark

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matthew wright
matthew wright

mark needs to be in a crime movie

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FUZ3-NOOB-324485
FUZ3-NOOB-324485

I enjoyed wasting my time seeing you as a broken man, honestly I've never even heard of annus unnus like bruh

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Valentino Valentine
Valentino Valentine

He ate sum motherfluping poptarts... soooo no spoopy shite. We hate berpies

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Christian Fordsmann
Christian Fordsmann

Poptarts hmm just sweets

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