Dating shows like this, with men like these, make me grateful i like women too

quit being such a steph

THE BESTIE PICKS BAE SLANDERRR

Omg I cried I laughed so hard pls do another episode on this!

I thought Alan gave her a 4/10! How does she like him?? Jason was much better!!

Jason have her the Low score and said he dated prettier women

CURVY GIRLS MAKE MY JUNK TWITCH

in the begining it looks like she's babysitting lol

Fuck it, i’ll take the locksmith

When you realize you were born the same year. Oh. Ok. Maybe thats why I can relate 🤷🏻‍♀️

The vibes from this man are literally the most chill like keep it up man

Memory unlocked: staring at the shoes of my classmates when the teacher has us play heads-up seven up cause she wanted us to be quiet

jason was by far the best option smh 😐

I laughed a lot at 11:37 😂😂😂

17:24 omg that happened to me a lot as a kid, literally in that exact place, i think i got a pair of earrings in the jewelry store beside old navy there actually. I had to get rid of them cause i los them in my friend’s pool though.

17:35 after Kurtis' joke about the guys making out in the bedroom time lapse I was really hoping the line here was going to be "...because instead of your mom, it's the *girl* you want to date, and instead of your mom's old friend, it's the *guy* you want to date"

I have that same exact lip phone thing-

honestly i was rooting for pete

same😔

SHAVE IT! AHHHHHHHHH SHAVE IT! PLEAAAASSSE SHAVE IT! :(

i thought he meant as in like Krismas with the Kardashians im so dum

The relationship lasted 3 days 😂

I'm a Gen-z, and as a matter of fact, we ALL draw the cool s things.

"So which guy do you choose to date?" "I choose... **looks at both dudes next to me** the locksmith!" The only valid choice.

They took this idea from death note

you would love this one old german show where there’s 4-5 women ranking themselves based on best style, prettiest face, nicest boobs/ass and then there’s a jury of 3 men reacting to the ranking and adjusting them.

Jason looks like Jason Segal mixed with Jim Carrey

This show is the definition of feeling uncomfortable

Jason deserves better than that fart

Parental Control was my S H I T 😭

jason where are u??

She was mad they were talking about that part of her body.

FART JOKES ARE BAD KURTIS

jason seemed awesome, poor dude

Woah! I just realized Kurtis is 11 years older than me. That’s pretty cool, ig

Jason was mad hot Girl did an awful job

You weren't innocent Kurtis. I hope you rot in comedy jail Oh crap Kurtis was the locksmith the whole time!

the pete joke kept catching me off guard. 😂😂😂

Everytime Pete comes in looking for shots 🤣

2:23 I immediately made this my Instagram bio

This sounds like actual hell

quit being such a steph

Im disappointed in kurtis. Those manchilds literally shamed her for farting and put her spot for no reason, and instead of pointing it out he kept saying she can't take a joke like what tf.

"The relationship lasted for 3 days." damn one of them should've just ran away with the money rather than being on a relationship for 3 days lmao

Your telling me you had an opportunity for ‘kurtismas’ and you didn’t take it

In Germany we still have those cringe dating shows, but like the two that come to my head are called:" Farmer searches for wife" where farmers try dating women and "Daughter in law wanted" where apparently the son really needs a wife. So yeah, its very weird.

14:54 you're welcome

WHY WOULD I GIVE HER THE SIX PACK.

Farting and making out 😂

would you bi chance like men as well as females?🏳️‍🌈✌️

Did he just out bestie picks bae?

"we don't have date game shows anymore, only singing game shows" the Bachelorette and the Bachelor: *exist*

you make me want to play sims

Kurtis I forgot your channel existed, subbed and currently binging 🤘 I feel the 90’s when I watch and man do I miss it/we need the 90’s again

Pooetry CRACKed me the hell up

Just looking at that eggnog is making me sick

Lmao I just realised why this is so painful to watch. I basically had a friend group that was just this without the chains

14:27 "And you brought [Monopoly] home. And you were super excited to play it--you've never played it before." That's the only way to be excited about playing Monopoly, tbh.

kurtmas

If you thought this show is weird try watching Flavor of Love. It's about 20 women on a dating show trying to get the chance to be Flavor Flav's girlfriend. It came out in 2006😂

This is my favorite video of his

11:37 "You telling me you didn't laugh at that" SHIT HE KNOWS LMAOO

Jesus-Fuck! I thought I had imagined this show! lol

NAHH I WAS ROOTING FOR JASON

My name is Steph and I feel personally attacked

Honestly some of my only memories from my childhood are me watching movies like Harry Potter (specifically chamber of secrets) barbie and monster high in my huge tv- k miss it

the only way we know that kurtis's 2020 was not ok is that he has a mullet.

KURTIS I DIED AT 11:36 PLEASE 😭🤚🏻

Farts *ARE* FUNNY

I always find it so weird that people NEED an athletic dude! If being athletic‘s so important to u, do it yourself maybe?

The Locksmith is my favorite cryptid

We did the headphone movement at the same time LMAO! Who wouldn't want to know what everyone else is saying?

13:01 he has spotted the tiddie

It's so funny how many women are in the comments with their double standard comments but no one one wants to point out how materialistic and shallow Steph was, or how she was clearly feeding into their "childish" behavior. You can tell she was gonna be into Alan after a few minutes into the video, she showed zero signs of maturity and I'm sure she enjoyed being fought over and tugged around as much as they loved making fun of her bubbly crotch.

F in chat for jason

This isn’t about the video but it’s about the 2000s kind of in our textbook for Spanish they will always use MSN as an example for anything idk why

24

150,000 beers.... I don't think Pete's even breaking a sweat

I'm sorry Kurtis, what's wrong with my spikey hair and my rocking bod?

Me realizing Kurtis had to search up two guys kissing to edit this video ...

your butt makes a noise that stinks

ur intro is so boring and annoying :( funny vid tho

0:42 SUPERFAAAAAST BUILDMODE

9:12-9:20 was funny for no fucking reason.. I was drinking water and that shit shot through my nose- kurtis, you need to stop .

how did hey get dressed?? Like their shirts can't come off without being unchained? I'm so confused.

I am partway through and just wondering how they go to the bathroom. Perhaps this is addressed later...

The locksmith is so fricken scary omg

Wait what about when they use the bathroom?

Keep this look .. 🔥

Kurtis made my night once again!

The locksmith should have won Change my mind

Alright, I'll admit, I laughed my ass off at the Jigsaw joke. I'm really shocked that was never done as a parody somewhere.

Plot twist: one of them is kira 😐

During this entire video I felt like Steve from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs... my mind kept going ✨mustache✨

She goes like "he doesn't have the athleticism I neeeed because he can't play ice hockey" like bitch you aint wearing nothing but ur underwear like get a life (when the locksmith takes jack away)

When I see the locksmith at my wedding ... 👁👄👁

I screamed when he spinned with all of that fart sounds. Kurtis is my god-

Waaaaaiittttt!! So is dean not dating the girl from bestie picks bae?? 😭😭😭 I liked them 💔

Wait a second.... how did THEY CHANGE?!

kurtis please please please marry me i am begging you please

You forgot about Flavor of Love. That show was so fucking entertaining.

Pete going in straight for the hug reminds me of the time 10 year old me went to my sister’s college graduation and a random girl my sister barely knew, walked up to me said “Heyyyy!” Hugged me, then straight up danced away