XIII Remastered - Do Not Buy This Game

  • Publisert 2 måneder siden

    Many A True Nerd

    Runtime: 24:46

    XIII Remastered is supposedly an improved version of the classic XIII, but something - or rather everything - seems to have gone badly wrong...
    XIII (the original) is right over here, and it's better, actually works, and costs much less - store.steampowered.com/app/1170760/XIII__Classic/
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elia zinoni
elia zinoni

This remake IS NOT good...a sequel would have been much better.

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Figit
Figit

One of the first demo disks I got for the PS2 had XIII on it! It looked awesome!

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Richie
Richie

Just realized this was remastered

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DonDon Almighty
DonDon Almighty

Not a remaster. It's a remake. A failed remake

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Muhammad Fadhilah Zaidan
Muhammad Fadhilah Zaidan

It's actually a remake,not remaster.

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Pricewm5
Pricewm5

I just bought the game..... Fuck

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unknow slayer
unknow slayer

I bought this game today I didn’t think I was that terrible cause they must’ve fixed some things

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Ahmad Isa
Ahmad Isa

Don't buy it, I wanted to warn everyone but the review section on Xbox store was removed for this game, the original classic was one of my best games ever, this is a broken remake, I had to repeat levels over and over for stupid bugs.

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Tony D'Annunzio
Tony D'Annunzio

The game is awesome leave it alone

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Patrick Kirkby
Patrick Kirkby

I thought he said he was playing on PC, does it not seem like he's playing with a controller? Or is that how stiff this game is?

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J
J

I loved this game as a younger person when it first came out. It was really good, the music and game play and artistic style. Had a lot of elements of goldeneye but more updated feel at the time. I just recently learned they remastered it and im sad to see it wasn't a good remaster. That said the worst thing about the original is rhe story ended on a massive cliffhanger so I was mostly here to see if they maybe changed the story? Always wanted to see a sequel to this game to pick up where the original left off, sad to see this is what was came up with instead.

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Withnail
Withnail

The bit with the AK47 reminded me a bit of Far Cry 2, except that came out in 2009 and still looks fantastic, unlike this 2020 game. Also the original XIII still holds up pretty well and is cheap enough so this remake is really redundant.

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OrangeHat
OrangeHat

What did they do to my boy?!?!

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Liam Featherstone
Liam Featherstone

Shit the fist game was only 1 of them games you bought when you had a bit of spare money

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Benjamin Grant
Benjamin Grant

Look how they massacred my boy....😣

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Jonni Millennium
Jonni Millennium

If this was a 10 dollar PSN/Xbox live indy title from 9 years ago I might think this would be okay for a weekend with nothing to do and you want a laugh.. But it's like 40 dollars X_X

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PokerNick
PokerNick

You talk to much and the real question here is: Why didn´t they create XIII part 2 instead?! This is a good game otherwise.

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Nighthawk Medic
Nighthawk Medic

I can't handle on the T-cupping he is doing with that 92fs.

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RdL
RdL

i had this game it was on like 5 cd's i rly liked it back then.

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Christian National Party MNOA
Christian National Party MNOA

Games and Movies, the two great bushiness's for money laundering.

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Hilbert
Hilbert

I think the developers are Greek so that explains the laziness around how this game was made.

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Gavin Townsley
Gavin Townsley

This guys voice needs a remaster

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Wobble2007
Wobble2007

The original is available on GOG updated to run on the latest hardware an OS's completely DRM free, can be played in HD etc, it is the definitive version of a great game.

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EverythingGeek
EverythingGeek

Is multiplayer any good nobody on youtube has showed that mode yet

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RedEyed Rook
RedEyed Rook

Ill just go back to the ps2 version

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Sean Smith
Sean Smith

I have no idea what you said at the start of this video....

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Richie Zombie
Richie Zombie

Great review, appreciate the honesty. I found the original on sale on steam for 2 bucks (Autumn sale). I love the gamecube version.

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Jack Smith
Jack Smith

To all the people ho have never played the OG, ....it was brilliant, a unique game that was brilliantly made for the time and was great fun whilst looking very good for the time too. This remaster really , really , really does not do the game justice. One of the great things about this is it have PvP split screen and you could also set up bots. You had max 6 players and you could in balance the teams. So me and my buddy used to play against bots on the hardest settings, me and him take 4 bots, fucking great fun

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Jack Smith
Jack Smith

Yep Im a vet of the OG XIII and this looks like a turd in coding form

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DeluxeFob
DeluxeFob

it hurts me how bad this remake is D:

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Gaming Tonight
Gaming Tonight

I played the original and hated it at the end: SPOILER After 30 hours it turned out to be a dream!!!

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Sage Colvard
Sage Colvard

...No it didn't. It ended on a cliffhanger where it turned out Walter was behind everything. I even googled it after reading your comment because I felt like I was going insane. It ended on sequel bait.

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Number1SoundSystem
Number1SoundSystem

Another modern day gaming let down. Big surprise.

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Francisco Flores-Tadeo
Francisco Flores-Tadeo

This remaster is as bad as Hunt Down the Freeman. Actually, it's worse if I'm being honest. The screen tearing, fps drops, horrible enemy Ai, and a list of other issues, are not easy to ignore.

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Raphael cook
Raphael cook

Stop shouting

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The Oculist
The Oculist

The big question is HOW did this hot sack of garbage actually end up getting released? Who the fuck okayed this monstrosity?

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Nathan Brisebois
Nathan Brisebois

Original version is $10 on steam

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SLEAZY
SLEAZY

why didnt ubisoft just re skin the farcry engine?

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Red Lantern's Rage
Red Lantern's Rage

don't buy this game? [see's 8 minutes] yeah this looks like shit to me.... 😈

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chris bean
chris bean

I’ve honestly been disappointed with ever remaster. Only one I don’t own is Mafia

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Willium_Bob_Cole
Willium_Bob_Cole

hoooly fuck... not 4 minutes in and just wow... I never even knew this game was coming out until I saw this video in my recommended, and now I wish I never knew, what little scepticism and cautious optimism I had is now replaced with confusion rage and disgust... How did they get it THIS wrong?!?

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Constant Disappointment
Constant Disappointment

Thirteenuh Remastereduh - Do Notuh Buyuh This Gameuh

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Campie 55
Campie 55

I loved XIII on the GameCube. Classic

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jootai
jootai

13 was a horrible game to start with..

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some guy 89
some guy 89

Nah

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Colin Deavy
Colin Deavy

This is what happens when a garbage company tries to remaster a classic pathetic

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willia3r
willia3r

They got rid of the cel-shading/comic book motif??? Yuck!!!! This remastered game is *_cancelled_* in my eyes simply on that general principle!!!!

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Sjors Bakker
Sjors Bakker

well i had pretty much good memorys from this game

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Ben Lunch
Ben Lunch

I remember playing the original version of this game. It was hella hard. I do NOT know what they have done with the enemy AI but I remember sneaking and not getting noticed as one of the hardest thing of the game. Specially as there are parts where you arent allowed to kill anyone as your "enemies" are just normal army/police.

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Fer Tekno Cyberpunk
Fer Tekno Cyberpunk

Me: This new XIII game can't be that bad. XIII: 15:32 22:17 Marvelous.

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Future Skywalker
Future Skywalker

LMAO looks like team fortress 2

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HolgerDenmark
HolgerDenmark

OMG look at the fingers when he has clenched fists @7:25, they bend all the way around :)

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Rastakouer Gaming
Rastakouer Gaming

look how they massacred my boy..

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Timmer
Timmer

Why are only the character models cell shaded and terribly so? The environments look atrociously out of place. They ruined this game. Play it on the Gamecube.

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minerzero
minerzero

Perhaps the issue is that the game is so well remastered that people expected a NEW game instead of an HD remake with texture updates

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minerzero
minerzero

... Wow, I never thought I would see a review of this game from someone who never played the original. This is literally a texture and lighting remake on top of the exact same engine and animations of a game that is nearly 20 years old. Every single issue they have with this game is an issue they would have with the original game...... .We get it, you hate the mechanics of a game that came out on the original xbox. The death animations are the same as the original, the mechanics, the non-reaction to bullet damage until death........ Wtf

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stadoblech
stadoblech

This reminds me this "lets outsource it to india" situations... At least product quality fits...

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Poptartsicles
Poptartsicles

Not gonna lie, I first came into this video thinking "it can't be that bad can it?"... 4 Minutes in, my jaw is on the floor. How? How did they mess up this badly?!?!

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Benoit Adam
Benoit Adam

Ubisoft games are horriblous buggy when they go out...

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MicalMikalMoto
MicalMikalMoto

Fun fact: There were at least 2 TV adaptations of the original XIII story. One was a 2 part made for TV movie starring Sam Worthington as Agent XIII. The other was a Showcase series of (I think) 10 episodes. Neither did the game justice.

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Owen Quercia
Owen Quercia

This game straight up would not run on my og xbox one. I was getting like 10 fps literally

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Apollo Rap
Apollo Rap

Playstatjon?

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Hipster Doofus
Hipster Doofus

Anyone watching this would probably enjoy the game Rico. Cell shaded, procedural generated, room clearing game. Rogue like too.

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6Kine6tic6 ;
6Kine6tic6 ;

Well, im gonna buy it.

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Fremen On The Sand
Fremen On The Sand

wow that's a shit game. I remember enjoying the original.

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Larik
Larik

So that's what YandereDev been working on...

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Oliver Marie
Oliver Marie

didn't even know they remade it, but sad that they ruined it :\

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Vinny Lam
Vinny Lam

I Know The Game Bad And All, But Give The Dev A Chance You Literally Ruining Other Ppl Job

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Captain Dishman
Captain Dishman

"gudafidernuun lifesjumpinup jones-buddie-at-shooter" is about the closest I could get to anything considered English language, in the first few seconds. It got 400% smoother after that. Dude... what in the realistic fuck did you say?!

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Captain Dishman
Captain Dishman

Also... 3:44 that's LEFT

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Mattuk
Mattuk

One of my favourite games butchered.

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AdiGames
AdiGames

Man i was really excited for this game and had it on the steam wishlist. Then i forgot about it and when i was just in my wishlist I saw it with like Overwhelming Negative Score so i came to look around and see whats going on and omg man like how is it possible to release something like this. I wish some billionaire with a strong love for gaming would sue companies like this and teach everyone that this is not ok.

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Razor Calahan
Razor Calahan

I really really really really wanted this remake to be good, and to sell maybe well enough to justify a sequel some day. And when it was bad, I still really wanted to like this remake despite the technical issues. I see the effort that went into rebuilding the game. However even aside the inexcusable technical problems, there are some moments in this remake that don't do the original justice. And if a sequel comes and it looks like this, I'd rather have no sequel at all and still play the old XIII over and over again.

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Flaming Hamster Productions
Flaming Hamster Productions

Do British people still do the accent when nobody is around?

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ᚾᛁᚲᛟ
ᚾᛁᚲᛟ

is this an attempt of a joke? ....marvelous.

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Gav Owlz
Gav Owlz

this was actually my first ever game i played was so hyped for remaster but just aswell i dropped by here first

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ᚾᛁᚲᛟ
ᚾᛁᚲᛟ

is this for real? can't believe I actually got excited for this. massive fail

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cactus moment
cactus moment

i lost my crap when that ragdoll starting clapping

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Huge Jobbie
Huge Jobbie

3.49 wtf

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yoosh
yoosh

I was excited for this remake just so people would talk about and play XIII again. It's a pity it sucks.

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De1usionsofGrandeur
De1usionsofGrandeur

I already wasn't going to buy it do to it being overpriced for a remake

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ekoturnip
ekoturnip

I have to admit, I loved playing this game when it first came out, even the multiplayer was fun.

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Aussie Springbok
Aussie Springbok

I've still got the original cd's of XIII...was one of my favourite games back in the day. I played this remake, I didn't get through the first level and uninstalled it...

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TheBanjoShow
TheBanjoShow

I love how the game drops "9mm ammo" and then they just gave up and couldn't figure out that an AK-47 uses 7.62mm ammo so they just call it "assault rifle ammo".

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Ťrue Čolde
Ťrue Čolde

Can't lie... I used to love sniping the singer in the camp...as he serenades moon. Good times....good times.

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Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

soy

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RedcoatViking
RedcoatViking

The original was an absolute blast so to see them screw it up is a huge blow!

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Kudosbudo
Kudosbudo

Wow apart from the errors it seems all remastering has done is show just how bad the original animation was back then cos man it looks janky!

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guywithknife
guywithknife

Eww, it also looks kinda blurry or out of focus! XIII was a good game, but honestly, I would never have played it if it weren't for its cell shaded graphics. This completely loses the charm that made me play the original in the first place. And it looks like a buggy mess. Wtf?

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Kudosbudo
Kudosbudo

Its not Cell shaded, its SELL SHADED

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Kudosbudo
Kudosbudo

Would you play 13 on the PS2 NOW? thats the real test, see if it still holds up. Nostalgia can be a bitch sometimes...

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eduard van stee
eduard van stee

i might buy it, like what i see

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Jesus XL
Jesus XL

Man this game was awesome. What a shame the completely massacred this

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Setsura- sama
Setsura- sama

This atrocity angers me...

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kellar
kellar

I remember playing XIII on my gamecube when I was 4, was really excited when I saw they made a remaster because I loved this game but this looks really disappointing

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Paxsali
Paxsali

the first 3 seconds of this video are indistiguishable from playing the audio backwards or forwards or auto-translating it into gobbleedegook and back into gibberish and then into whatever lizard people have for language.

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Daniel Huckle
Daniel Huckle

I did buy it and immediately regretted it thank god for achievments cause I would have wanted my money back otherwise

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Chris Collett
Chris Collett

The ruined it. What about that game .....ahhh spy who loved me?

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Taylor West
Taylor West

So... I should just dust off my Gamecube. Got it.

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Nyran Stanton
Nyran Stanton

im not going to laugh, because im disgusted that they released this. What the fck is going on with these game developers and publishers releasing this sht...???like how did this pass the quality check? Like the new Ghisot Recon. I never experienced any of this sht back in the early 2000s. Why would they ruin a beloved game? God help us if they release No One Lives Forever remake and it comes out like this, it better not

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Jon Moore
Jon Moore

I loved playing this originally, especially multiplayer

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Pere Verdú Sabater
Pere Verdú Sabater

Wow this looks so cheap, even the camera perspective looks off

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IstayaTheBird
IstayaTheBird

Makes me very glad I bought the original a month ago so I can enjoy it :')

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David Graham
David Graham

Never played it, never will

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