Ramy Youssef Is Expecting A Hogwarts Letter From ISIS

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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    Stand-up comedian Ramy Youssef worries that, because he's Muslim, he'll soon be visited by a bearded man with an owl.
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Maulana Ridwan
Maulana Ridwan

"Submit to..." Things out of control, roll the drum, off stage, mayday mayday 😆

22 timer siden
Ummati Zaidi
Ummati Zaidi

Seems like SUBLIMINAL DA’WAH . Good stuff.

8 dager siden
Kay Bakkali
Kay Bakkali

That last part of Dawah, he hid it behind a joke but it was actual an invite to Islam for the audience. I hope people realise Islam isn't the issue, muslim's they see doing wrong are the issue but please don't paint us with the same brush.

9 dager siden
ZebrazRus
ZebrazRus

1:28 "I don't know what Israel anymore"

13 dager siden
Hridesh Nemani
Hridesh Nemani

did stephen just say that ramy is going to be on mr.robot? did he just mistake ramy youssef to be rami malek?

25 dager siden
Blankar
Blankar

“Like from the news” 😂😂😂😂

Måned siden
Young Suit
Young Suit

omg i didnt even realize that it's him in mr robot. like i know the character's lines but it wasn't until steven colbert just mentioned it that i realized there's another crossover character from that show with ramy

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Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

Imagine him making these jokes to Stephen colbert's audience about Hillary in 2017. Props to you Ramy that they even let you on the stage

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lpmw12
lpmw12

😒That sucked

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satyam 1
satyam 1

Islam need an update a non political update.

2 måneder siden
satyam 1
satyam 1

I was wandering in India I found on one ashram(from which I stay away most,not very religious person)they Hindus I guess they told me Christ and Islam are bhakiti(deviation)yogá to reach God (higher conscious), other ways are gyan (knowledge)yoga, karama( action/deed/work) yoga. Have a good day,my yoke is good,my yoga is good.

2 måneder siden
JanusAtTheGate
JanusAtTheGate

Trump says fake news because they're telling the truth about him. Then they stopped and hugged him. Now they're telling the truth again. Fake news.

2 måneder siden
TeenyTelacast
TeenyTelacast

he's actually not bad

2 måneder siden
Manzoor Ahmad
Manzoor Ahmad

"The whole theme of Ramy season depicted....."

2 måneder siden
Abhishek Mhatre
Abhishek Mhatre

"I still think we're gonna be ok" Oh you sweet summer child

2 måneder siden
NeoSilvanus
NeoSilvanus

Sami Yusefs brother alllaaahhhuuuallllahhh

2 måneder siden
барон
барон

Yosef ramsey👌

2 måneder siden
Lena Lukat
Lena Lukat

Omg I love this guy! Brilliant! Hysterical! Had to look him up after Terry Gross interview

2 måneder siden
hesham mohamed
hesham mohamed

Where are the eygptian her

3 måneder siden
No 1 X
No 1 X

Best pitch ever: I'm not preaching, just saying Islam is the truth!

3 måneder siden
R Stedler
R Stedler

Was it Colbert himself who coined the phrase, " kidding on the square?" This guy is cutting edge and charming, but I did not see any yellow lights flashing caution when he segued to "surrendering to Islam". You could read that straight, and it becomes completely orthodox. No, there is something that is not funny about this. Why did this immediately make me think about Larry Kudlow discussing the covid pandemic as if it was in the past? Willing to listen to arguments to the contrary.

3 måneder siden
Larene Sully
Larene Sully

I’m sorry I missed you in the beginning but I will not miss you now! Thank you!

3 måneder siden
angie weathers
angie weathers

she's lying check the emails.. 😂😂😥🤷‍♂️

3 måneder siden
maria naeem
maria naeem

Did he just say see him in Mr Robot! He legit confused him with Ramy Malek. Wtf

3 måneder siden
abbizzle
abbizzle

the best of jersey

4 måneder siden
elena
elena

did he just confuse him for rami Malek??cz at the end he said you can catch him on mr.robot

4 måneder siden
Carlos correa
Carlos correa

Weak

4 måneder siden
Sanjida Ahmed
Sanjida Ahmed

The last line😂😂😂😂.. Wasn't expecting this🤣🤣🤣🤣

4 måneder siden
F M
F M

They played him off....legendary

4 måneder siden
lostmarxbro
lostmarxbro

Genius

4 måneder siden
Dillon Alexander
Dillon Alexander

Overrated

5 måneder siden
Ar Bur
Ar Bur

Christianity is the only way

5 måneder siden
Ar Bur
Ar Bur

@Moka Moezn that statement is so stupid like your name, you name sounds like someone who prays to a non existent god ;) and by the way those who pray to non existent gods start the discussions and I end them

3 måneder siden
Moka Moezn
Moka Moezn

Yea yea I don’t want to pray a dead god

3 måneder siden
dimxh nb
dimxh nb

We respect you 🥰

4 måneder siden
harry potter lover
harry potter lover

i am muslim and egyptian too♥♥

5 måneder siden
andre cospin
andre cospin

Lmao he took his routine from his show

5 måneder siden
Louie vincent
Louie vincent

I wanna have Ramy’s baby.. Wait, what?

5 måneder siden
tellingTheTruth
tellingTheTruth

it would nice if you spoke in arabic when you talk about islam !

5 måneder siden
Jojay
Jojay

That guys seems high all the time...dry mouth constantly craving a snack.

5 måneder siden
WIDE AWAKE
WIDE AWAKE

He's freaking adorable.

5 måneder siden
Joe Ratladi
Joe Ratladi

Lol dude just gave a complete da'wah to the ppl😳😂😂

5 måneder siden
Ali Shaer
Ali Shaer

anybody realized that the show presenter confused him with Ramy Malek when he said wait for him in his next show mr. Robot?! :D

5 måneder siden
Marwan Gagaa
Marwan Gagaa

Both are in Mr. Robot :)

5 måneder siden
EpicBeard815
EpicBeard815

I really wish I could find that Taco Bell ad. The fact that its not on youtube is... inconceivable

5 måneder siden
Jason Stuart
Jason Stuart

so clever and funny!

5 måneder siden
gur rah
gur rah

I wouldn't be surprised if Ramy listened to the great legends like Buddy Hackett, Mel Brooks, Jerry Springfield. He has that American Yiddish style of humour.

5 måneder siden
Beanz
Beanz

did anyone notice Stephen Colbert at the end say " you can see him on the upcoming season of Mr.Robot" dawg you got your Rami's mixed up Lol

5 måneder siden
Beanz
Beanz

@Dean Pogas my mistake I just seen he's in episode 5 of season 3 xD annoying office guy

4 måneder siden
Shamnad Abdul Nassir
Shamnad Abdul Nassir

OMG YES...THE GUY WHO BRAGS ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE!!

5 måneder siden
Shamnad Abdul Nassir
Shamnad Abdul Nassir

Where my guy??

5 måneder siden
Dean Pogas
Dean Pogas

it's bc he was on mr robot season 3 lol. his character didn't have a big role but he was hilarious

5 måneder siden
Shamnad Abdul Nassir
Shamnad Abdul Nassir

Lmao yes

5 måneder siden
Doolee
Doolee

He is right Islam is the only way ,Why? Because the is only 1 god who wants you all to submit and Islam means submission,so please every one submit. PEACE,

5 måneder siden
Ahmad Abdallah
Ahmad Abdallah

''I dont know what Israel anymore''

5 måneder siden
Khadija Ahmed hadi
Khadija Ahmed hadi

When he started to preach they cut him off😂😂

5 måneder siden
R Stedler
R Stedler

No, I think that was the ironic twist ending to his routine.

3 måneder siden
Yun ،
Yun ،

i love himm hhahahahahhah!!!

5 måneder siden
Regina Phalange
Regina Phalange

Lmaaaaooooo....Muslim....from the news. I died 😂

5 måneder siden
imam haq
imam haq

Such woke and articulate way of giving points dawah no dawah take it as u may

5 måneder siden
Hef Karaman
Hef Karaman

in comedy 80% is the truth.. he just proved that here too... lol

5 måneder siden
Point BLANK
Point BLANK

He is really not joking in the end of the vid

5 måneder siden
YamekDrope
YamekDrope

wait what? Mr.robot?

5 måneder siden
Albos Hajdari
Albos Hajdari

Like I know this sounds funny and maybe not very serious from him nor from me... but for real though, trust us, convert (or revert, whichever term you want to use it) to Islam. Like for real... if anyone got questions hit me up in the comments or better: their local mosque Imam (preacher). Aight peace yall

5 måneder siden
Boom Bang
Boom Bang

Low key he roasted all the haters and I love this

5 måneder siden
Living Joke
Living Joke

4:40-5:00 Y'all might be laughing but this brother legit being honest with you. Jahannam aint a good place to be xD

5 måneder siden
Hajir Altamimi
Hajir Altamimi

Hagrid Abdulaziz😂😂😂😂😂

5 måneder siden
Utkarsha
Utkarsha

He reminds me of the time Ross got his teeth whitened.

5 måneder siden
SamsAlot
SamsAlot

watch him on the next season of Mr Robot!! That was sneaky, Colbert!

5 måneder siden
Zubair Ahmed
Zubair Ahmed

Did Stephen Colbert just refer to the wrong Rami (Rami Malek) at the end? lol

5 måneder siden
Furqan
Furqan

The headline couldnt be any more catchy than that

5 måneder siden
Armie of One
Armie of One

Woah...seeing Stephen in a suit again caught me off guard! 😅

5 måneder siden
So Ni
So Ni

I didn’t find any of this funny

5 måneder siden
Humaira Fasih Ahmed
Humaira Fasih Ahmed

This guy represents Islam in a well-calculated way. The humour allows people to be more open to it. It is a unique approach and conveys the message that practicing Muslims are “normal” in every way , and the rest of his conduct in his life would further portray how these same “normal” people can also be exceptionally modest in character , implementing the teachings of a religion that encompasses every sphere of human life. Kudos to you for subtly creating a truer perception of Islam !!💯

5 måneder siden
Sofiqul Islam
Sofiqul Islam

Alhamdulillah, ❤

5 måneder siden
Mubi Rasheed
Mubi Rasheed

This guy is super cool

5 måneder siden
EP Man
EP Man

Wow.. now we got muslim comedians preaching islam in america.. in Malaysia we got full time professional islamic preacher , preaching false statements from prophet Muhammad that they thought is real, and they're not even gonna apologize when other people exposed the false statements..

5 måneder siden
Herby •
Herby •

Why have I never heard of Ramy? Great set.

5 måneder siden
Nahid
Nahid

my guy giving dawah

5 måneder siden
ابنة كنعان
ابنة كنعان

Rami a typical Egyptian millennial!! Whom many of them think Pheraos civilization was the mother of all. And they get lucky here because they're Pheraos! ...Not to mention his dad worked for Trump..I can imagine the struggle he lived as be true Muslim!!.. I am not a fan of his show, I think it could have been better..but I hope he chose better in the future. Good luck.

5 måneder siden
Quarib Chowdhury
Quarib Chowdhury

^this. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

3 måneder siden
Sahl Ibrahimi
Sahl Ibrahimi

ma man tried to convert a whole crowd to islam

5 måneder siden
J7 Prime
J7 Prime

ما شاء الله عليك، ينصر دينك

6 måneder siden
wong annie
wong annie

mfg... he isn''t acting, he's being real on the Series Ramy.

6 måneder siden
Caesar Fernandes
Caesar Fernandes

When you get cut off by the jazz band

6 måneder siden
Good Family
Good Family

Amazing 😍

6 måneder siden
The Living dragon
The Living dragon

Ramy: "I would join isis-" 'nobody liked that' Ramy: "-If they gave me a wand." 'somebody liked that'

6 måneder siden
R. Ameer
R. Ameer

Yup. It's always good to see Islam being defended by a clown AKA stand-up comedian .

6 måneder siden
Mike black
Mike black

Now imagine a Christian going to a Muslim country and saying the exact same thing in a Christian way. Then we'll know how peaceful it is 😂😂

6 måneder siden
Abdalmjed Alshahbuni
Abdalmjed Alshahbuni

No need for any Christian to go to Muslim country, we already have native Christian, Christianity was born in the Middle East. Smart ass

5 måneder siden
Nihal H
Nihal H

Try first then talk

6 måneder siden
Ervin Chris Cuarteros
Ervin Chris Cuarteros

This is get audience. Hehehe.

6 måneder siden
Onyeche Onobu
Onyeche Onobu

...did he steal the news joke from tez ilyas?

6 måneder siden
Sam Farrington
Sam Farrington

Is he gay?

6 måneder siden
Heisenberg yo
Heisenberg yo

He sure is stonerrrr 😂

6 måneder siden
emely Rodriguez
emely Rodriguez

I'm really loughing😂😂

7 måneder siden
Enayoung Muni
Enayoung Muni

😁😆🤣🤣😂

7 måneder siden
Indie Sindie
Indie Sindie

He is so cool!

7 måneder siden
Karim Lamrani
Karim Lamrani

Impressive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7 måneder siden
Lea 2020
Lea 2020

Just submit to Islam because it’s the truth and that’s the only way you’ll be saved was meant to be comedic but it’s also very true!

7 måneder siden
Mario Fadlallah Rizkallah
Mario Fadlallah Rizkallah

La2 habibi Yasou3 kuliyan❣️

6 måneder siden
Madeline Harper
Madeline Harper

Ehh to each their own

7 måneder siden
Nadia Shireen Siddiqi
Nadia Shireen Siddiqi

Egypt wasn’t on the travel ban list.

7 måneder siden
Omar Elsafin
Omar Elsafin

Was he actually on MR Robot or did the interviewer get him confused with Rami Malik?

8 måneder siden
MOMS Mushrooms Jody Foster
MOMS Mushrooms Jody Foster

God gives purpose to my existence

9 måneder siden
Sam Naghoon
Sam Naghoon

WTF is this guy taking about, not funny at all.

9 måneder siden
Robert Hannah
Robert Hannah

The mid part of his schtick got rather muddy, but he came out of it in the end. I didnt follow the fried chicken shell thing. The "submit to Islam" can be taken 2 ways - for Muslims it rings true, and for others it can be taken as a joke (after all, he is a comedian).

9 måneder siden
Ashraf Alsadany
Ashraf Alsadany

I watched the Ramy series out of curiosity. Dislike . I know you are talking about intercultural suffering in your mind. As a media level I think it is similar to graduation projects. I apologize if my opinion is negative, but the series has a lot of decomposition.

9 måneder siden
Mariam
Mariam

✊ he just preached!!!

9 måneder siden
Max Tew
Max Tew

Hmmm...

9 måneder siden
Sana Rahmani
Sana Rahmani

I am not a fan of this bit. I do not subscribe to this genre of comedy or tragedy.

9 måneder siden
Mays Jamal Ali
Mays Jamal Ali

U r good man 👌👌

9 måneder siden
Friendly Aviation
Friendly Aviation

Lol nice

9 måneder siden
Sunshine lollipops
Sunshine lollipops

The tricky thing is that the prophet is BOTH regarded as the perfect role model and also had sex with a 9 year old (facts). I simply can’t bring myself to believe that it might be morally justifiable for adults to sleep with 9 year olds today

10 måneder siden
bubbly cat
bubbly cat

I did some digging and found some loopholes, I believe he didn't sleep with her when she was 9 but when she was 18 or 20 something and those Islamic scholars or whatever made it seem that way to normalize pedophilia, that's why I don't trust any of those Muslim scholars anymore, just manipulating the texts for their own disgusting benefits.

5 måneder siden
KhandeMator
KhandeMator

Damn colbert doesnt even know his show ramy he thinks he’s ramy malek from mr robot

10 måneder siden
Mᴥāz Kalīm
Mᴥāz Kalīm

Jonk???

9 måneder siden

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