I need Timmy to get on After Dark already!!!

Tim is the best thing happening to the podcast world right now

35:00 listen to dr phil on rogan...the mother was the problem complete nutjob

Tim straight up calls 2021 starting around 27:00 in.

TOM: Do you feel optimistic about the future? TOMS ARM AND LEG: NO

I’m convinced Bert doesn’t know how to read.

Jesús fuck how many fucking ads are in these podcasts? I feel like a put my money in the god damn garbage disposal buying YouTube premium.

Better question Tom "So Tim what messed you up before you where 13? What childhood trauma were you trying to numb with cocaine? You are gay right?"

Ur alone here 👎

Tell us more about this Uncle Johnny Tim. You could hear that in Tom's "huh".

Why the insistence on pronouncing Ralph Lauren's name wrong?

Tim is literally the best guest/co-host this podcast ever had! No one comes even close!

Literally

dude this guy fits the show so well. The background guy that laughs a lot couldn't contain himelf

watching this after the election and they were spot on. lol

I love how they spend 15 minutes sharing scuzzy salesmen stories of their own. Then “Trump’s a conman and a salesman” lol

lol there’s a bit of a difference when the con is running our country.

Can we get the guy who keeps laughing in the background to tone it down.

Listen to day Joe and stop with the ads in the middle of episodes. It takes you out of the convo

Tim is brilliant and hilarious

Only here for tim dillon

Tom Segura is so arrogant yet underwhelming. Tim’s is arrogant and underrated

2020 is hindsight

Stupids

Good to see an actual Bear. I

Tim isn't embellishing. New York City looks like Escape from LA.

I like Tim and Tom on Trump. Trump lost his money 3!!! times!!! But never mentioned it. Biden is just another politician. The cycle slows down.

The audience is definitely "a bunch of hoes".

Love tim-i pay youtube to not have adds and you cheaters are putting them in anyways. Maybe put them all at the end if you have to make money like that

So many sponsors breaks 🤮

Maybe get in another add next time

Bert is 48, omg, I thought he was 60, wow.

Tim Dillon: "R.i.p Bert to Corona" (The beer, Not the Virus)

So many ads

Tim is comic royalty, dude is a fkn god

Did Tim say "WASPs" own the Country 🤣🤣🤣. Get real bro lol

I just love you guys! Honestly.

❤❤❤

https://youtu.be/EvL5QeA808g tom show bert Ed asner first time 😅

Having Tim instead of Bert is like replacing Mind of Mencia with Chapelle Show reruns. Much better in every way.

Tim is always an amazing guest.

Omg, me and Tim would have a crazy convo because I literally was doing the same thing at the same time with the mortgages in 08’ lmfao!

1:01:35 - You are welcome.

Hey Tom how do you feel about the next couple months coming hahahahah fuck man that statement aged terrible

Tim Dillon is the result of mixing Bill Hicks with Donald trump

Tom is annoying when he starts talking about Trump like he's not a liberal simp and we all know it

I skipped all the parts with bert

Nihilist Tim Dillon

Nein Tim. Bitte verlieren Sie Gewicht und schweigen Sie über Hugo Boss. Du bist der beste Komiker der Welt. I'm saying, please don't talk shit on Hugo Boss. Yes, you are fat, but they are suits made for men that are in shape 🙃 You are by far the best Comedian in America.

Tim Dillon

kinda sick of Bert at the moment, so I preciate you, video

Damn you got enough ads?

Tom: Welcome t Tim: Albino wizards are attacking the people who believe that the Washington Redskins were made out of day old pudding (1hr 30min) Tom: Thanks for listening a Tim: Let's rehydrate raisins!

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

my two favorite comedians

If Tom or Bert ever succumb to their lifestyle Tim is the only choice to replace either on the show

I would watch 2 Bears way more often if this was the duo...hands down

The absolute worst part of this podcast is the Bert ads. I actually will not watch this because Bert is in it.... However, anytime you have Tim Dillon on I shall watch. Tom - your a dunk champ

SHE WANTS THE LONG SLEEP

Good lord the amount of adds is getting to be a bit much

So many ads Jesus christ

Tim was in rarefied air for this one. Damn, what a podcast.

Tim Dillion is the best.

Ok, you need to remake your ads...it’s really creepy and unnerving seeing Bert, when he’s GONE now.

I mean is their better than comedy than Bert reading?

tim dillon has never been remotely funny

hes the funniest comic working right now but ok dipshit lolol

Tom and Tim > Tom and Bert. Bert is fucking awful at being funny.

If Tim wasn’t making good money he wouldn’t be behind this bullshit. Once enough people die he won’t be making as much.

yall run aton of ads, which it is what it is, but man, take a lesson from Tim, he at least makes his sponsers hilarious

Does tom still steal Raplhie Mays jokes?

Tim Dillon lowkey slept

Does Tom know that the term bear is a gay term for a bigger hairy gay man? Is that the joke of the podcast name?

Biden and Kamala, or any other politician are going to sell us out to China. Pro America will cease to exist. Trump is not perfect but at least he tries to get fair trade deals and doesn't want to give in to communist countries. Freedoms of the constitution will be eroded as much as possible under anyone else. The swamp so to speak, does not care about you. That is why they can play with the covid relief bill for months at the expense of livelihoods. Whoever is funding them controls them. Its also party before the people. And in an ever globalized world it's only gonna get worse.

Yeah...good thing Trump took away healthcare...promised the future would be in coal...and literally thousands of American's died due to his inept response to Covid...he sure did MAGA (Made American Graves Abundant). Trumptards are hilarious 😂😂😂

Holy shit first time watching this specific podcast for Tim. This podcast has more ads than Sam Tripoli.

its so addicting listening to him

I wasn’t alive during the Carlin era- but from what I’ve seen Tim Dillon reminds me of what George Carlin would be if podcasts were a thing in his time.

Tim Dillon is a modern day Nostradamus

Yes what the free world needs right now is another dictator...good call

1:08:56 tim has serious perspectives along with his comedian skills wow 👏 😳 truth spoken

i love tim

It should always be these two

Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money

0:40 she is hot girl and sexygirl.

Two bears one cave kinda has a different meaning when you have a gay guy on

Tim dillon seriously might be the funniest man alive. This guy is amazing

I wonder how many times Tom and Tim said "Right" and "Yeah" someone do a super cut

This wosn't a podcast, this was a brilliant monologue.

Tim Dillon is insanely accurate about everything

Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money

Funny thing is the mother was the reason that girl got a rap career after the girl corrected her behavior. Irony

I do not know how people think bert kriescher is funny

I could listen to Tim talk shit all day lmao he’s hilarious.

His podcast is amazing.

The blue-eyed paper causally calculate because sunshine italy please pro a rhetorical salt. enthusiastic, hurt psychiatrist

My moms named Tammy and my dads named Timmy

Tim “the subslime mortgage no verification of check stubs prequalification champ” Dillon

With socialist stealing the country crap is gonna tank

Mega Bus! It’s not Luckystar! Abso.....lutely. Aka Homeless man limousines

Tim is actually the bastard of Alex Jones

1:09:50 and here we are after the vote. No truer words spoken. Great episode!

Fiiiinally no Bert. Tim Dillon rules.

calm tf down with the Ads... i get this is how you live, but damn

Is establishedtitles.com legit? I'm seeing articles saying that it's not

I was in tears please bring him back!!!

Tim Dillon's experiences as a coked-out mortgage broker in Long Island have to be made into a TV show.

Tom Dillon & Tim Segura are the best!!!

Finally a comedian on the show.