I watched an idiot in action.

*CoMe On Up FaTtY!*

These days it's not hard to imagine some dumb college students doing that.

A lawsuit against the companies who are still selling call of duty games at a high price, despite the multiplayer being unplayable (hacked). I would consider that selling a faulty item

That hurt

You look like a big nerd Its okay cause im a nerd too.

Reminds me of: "You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail" 😆

Karma?

Omfg you like Pat The Bunny???? I somehow like you even more! Idk if you listen to Folk-Punk as a whole, but if you do, who are your favorite bands?

Hey I have both of those pair of shoes...dumb thing to do tho

You are awesome and defend the public good

Sad your aren’t gay - would want you to defend us thought

You charging high prices for glasses... sweaters... *right to jail, right away.*

Bet I can make 100 million dollars to snitch on myself

I disagree with your assessment of the rock paper scissors poll. Because rock comes first, as you said, paper beats rock. This, however, leaves paper and scissors. Obviously paper is not the winner of the war, just the first battle.

So when am I getting my money

Aaahkh that's just having fun no ones getting sued move on with your life

*lays head on keyboard and inhales* Thank you for the coffee pour, I-Ruin-Everything 3000

"I aint no snitch" "Ill give you this wet loaf of bread I found on the sidewalk" "His name is Yoshikage Kira. He's 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. He works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesnt smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone."

Gtfo

AcneeeeHERPS?

There's actually a video on OSHA 10 that displays machines working on top of buildings. Not in America this happens

Dumbass put a closed friend to make the bet and bam ez moneu

It is a wetting agent

What’s the meaning of kangaroo court?

But why do the cops always stop black drivers for no reason?

Honestly I would love it if somebody vandalised *coughs* _decorated_ my car with glitter

Sometimes lawyers want to see a person do bad, that's how they make money

I gave up on online dating. Despite being fairly attractive, having a career, no kids, a personality, hobbies, interests. I could not get more than maybe a match or two a week. When I did get a match it was someone peddling their only fans or snap premium. Came to find out along with the massive imbalance of male to female they also show you less if you use the app and more if you dont. Reason being if you are on the app using it they dont need to pull you back in. Until I found that out and even for a bit after my confidence was crushed. I'm still trying to recover as weak as that may sound. It's hard to rebound from being pseudo rejected for like 2 years straight.

What if someone walking by did it

WHY DID HE STOP HFGHVYIGGIFKVIFUV

Bro thats me

If that would of fallen this mans head would be in two lmao

"I seem to have invented a knife wielding tentacle. If someone would want to volunteer to turn it off that would be just fine by me!"

Bring me into the picture... I like that.👌🔥😷

Guy: *explains* Me: is that mark Zuckerberg

"Get out of the tank I'm your dad" "IM NOT GETTING OUT OF THE TANK YOU'RE NOT MY DAD"

What happened?

Link to the news article?

*“I’m going to sue!”, said Every Karen ever*

Am I the only one wondering how a bowling ball achieved that kind of height from a pot-hole?

This video seemed so weird when you live in a state that it's legal

"Be sober" *J A I L*

there should be a laptop pov of this

what is wrong with people now adays... these are petty issues which can be solved with abit of humanity and politeness... the neighbour could simply ask nicely to turn off the lights at night if it is seriously bothering them.. and the "innocent victim" couple could also show some humanity and just not turn on the lights all night if it is bothering the neighbours... there is so little humanity left in the world

I hate u

He got so mad when they said I am drunk and I'm the driver

Ummmmmmmm Who shot u?

He's the type of guy who'd take a shit in the bath instead of a piss in the shower

Fr

How to get out of a ticket: So for this hack to work your gonna need some white privilege

It’s a Breathalyser in the UK, you don’t see many of these going down, if you refuse that test you are going to the nick.

If a momentous capture is sufficient evidence to put someone in prison without any other proof I have some really bad news on your justice system.. It is literally the same tactics barbarians and fashists use. Your justice system is as outdated as the holy roman empire and the third reich

Steve knows the power of a skyjack

"Hey there, license and registration please." "Officer, my license is in my wallet which is in my pocket. Would you like me to reach into my pocket to get my wallet so I can present my license?" "...........yeah that's....what I just asked you for."